On Arrested Development, Tobias is a “never nude,†someone who never, ever takes off their cutoff jean shorts. And now TLC is looking for real-deal never nudes for their god-awful show, My Strange Addiction. My first impulse would be to tell the producer in charge that they are looking for the personification of a sitcom joke, but I think it’d be way more fun to send people in pretending to actually shower in jean shorts every day. Might as well take them up on it, right?
