Last night, Robert Pattinson predicted twelve to fifteen more years of Twilight work and explained his international network of storage spaces to Jimmy Kimmel, Will Ferrell struck again on Conan with more beard-centric threats, and Craig Ferguson ridiculed the premise of Michael Clarke Duncan’s poetry-reading character on his untitled Bones spinoff project (resulting in an angry Duncan and a horribly awkward interview). Watch our compilation to see what you missed.