You know, Conan wasn’t the only comedian giving a commencement speech this past weekend. Fred Armisen also donned the ceremonial robes to impart some wisdom. Sure, it was for the Oregon Episcopal High School in Portland, not at Dartmouth, but did Coco get to give his speech from a podium that looks like an eagle? And did those Dartmouth grads get individual joke shoutouts from their speaker? I didn’t think so. OEHS 1, Dartmouth, well, I was going to say 0, but I guess also 1. Nice work, everyone. [via]
