I, for one, would like to defend both the sending of (solicited) wiener photos, and the appearance of dicks in general, but even I have much to learn from Kristen Schaal’s Daily Show piece on penis photos. Did you know that, with the invention of the penis lamp and the wiener telephone, dick pics have been the driving force behind most major technological advancements since the Industrial Revolution? Or before that even! Eli Whitney may have called it the wiener cotton gin; sadly, that information has been lost to us through time.