There are very few people you can set down in an SNL sketch from 1994 and have them do anything but stand there in quiet terror, but despite the fact that he clearly understands less than 1/4 of the Spanish being spoken to him, Tom Hanks’ weather report on Univision’d Despierta America is a study in saying, “Yes, and…now I will dance without ceasing.†Once Hanx actually has to navigate that green screen, though, things go to hell pretty quickly.
