Reportedly jealous of the thirty seconds of fame earned by the first Ed Sullivan theater vandal earlier this week, drunk musician Alvin Moore decided to “yes, and†the first attack on Letterman’s home base by hurling an amNewYork newspaper box through the theater’s Broadway entrance. Moore was subsequently subdued by a security guard, who is probably getting too old for this shit. Sure, you’re thinking, but what would the incident look like animated by NMATV? The answer is: somewhat similar, but with more Jay Leno conspiracy theories, leg-humping stupid pets and bikini bodyguards.
