Rachel Figueroa-Levin, the woman behind the @ElBloombito parody account of NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s poor grasp of the Spanish language (sample tweet: “Los efforts de recovero para el Irene es ongoingos. Muchos graciasos a el policia y el personas de flamo y el rangeros de park. El Overtime!â€), has apparently been contacted by “several†literary agents. Presumably, to write an entire book comprised only of Mayoral spanglish. Even by the low, low standards of straight-to-Urban-Outfitters Twitter books, this seems like a terrible idea. Ay ay ay, los agents del litereros es muy loco!