Guys, I know we spend our lives inside the Internet and as a society our attention span has mutated into a kind of permanent ADHD and there is not enough time, there’s never enough time, but when I am watching Amy Poehler’s 7 Minutes in Heaven with Mike O’Brien, YOU HAD BUTTER BELIEVE I want seven full minutes in that christing heavenly closet. Just blow out the asparagus-in-the-asshole bit! There’s comedy gold in that there asshole. The best part of the interview, however, would be Amy’s deep cringe as O’Brien comes in for the kiss. If only Mike had been a kind of buff guy that loots…
