Andy Samberg dons the Mark Zuckerberg North Face to introduce a couple new features at the Facebook F8 conference, like the “I’m Not Really Friends With These People†grouping. It’s perfect for people like your best friend from kindergarten who now organizes anti-gay marriage rallies, because you really don’t want to be associated with her but you also feel bad about denying all those great times you had in K-garten writing Goosebumps tribute novels at her house even though you were secretly terrified of Goosebumps. Not that that’s a real situation I’m in with my Facebook account. Boy, it’s hard to be a modern person, huh? Anyway, Samberg is joined by the real Zuck Dawg, who presumably takes over to talk about more serious business things than his “rock hard abs.â€
