For your viewing and head-scratching pleasure, here’s the Taiwanese interpretation of yesterday’s Onion scandal, from Next Media Animation. Wouldn’t it be great if media conflicts really were solved by putting the offenders in a dunk tank, like they are in this video? And then Newsweek would buy the Onion some funnel cake, while the Capitol Police hopped around in a bouncy castle holding hands. Ahhhh I wish the world were a carnival.