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The Lord works in mysterious ways. Sometimes it’s through life’s little ironies, like when you keep wrecking your car, thus ensuring more hang time with your spiritual auto mechanic as you wait for your real auto mechanic. Then there are the less subtle moments, like when, I don’t know, four horses with the Alpha Omega symbol painted on their foreheads gallop through downtown Miami ridden by half-mannequin, half-corpse zombies holding swords and caked in blood. In an otherwise uneventful chapter of Dexter, the big reveal of Travis and the Prof’s macabre arts-and-crafts project stole the show. PETA disclaimer: no animals bearing Horsemen of the Apocalypse were harmed in the making of this episode. I think.
Kill Tools: pillow.