Continuing the Internet’s proud tradition of smushing two things together that should never be anywhere near each other, behold the (imagined) Dr. Seuss version of H.P. Lovecraft’s The Call of Cthulhu. The illustrations are better than the faux-Seussian poem (“The most merciful thing / in the world is, I think / that the mind is unable / to know and to linkâ€), which is only natural.