In the ongoing competition to fill the complaint vacuum Andy Rooney has left in his wake, Daily Show writer Elliot Kalan is pulling out ahead. In this video appeal, Kalan shows us what he’s got in the velvet-jacket-wearing and whining-about-insignificant-minutiae departments (both very, very important departments). And he makes a pretty convincing case. Pre-made sandwiches always do have one too many ingredients. CBS, take note: we need Elliot Kalan to rage against chipotle mayo!
