There are two kinds of Real Housewives episodes: those that slowly simmer to an explosive moment, only to give you a taste of the drama they’ve teased out for weeks and then roll credits; and those like last night’s episode, which started with a bang and slowly deflated with an hour-long queef.
• Dana looked stupid in that fur coat. Remember in Ghostbusters, when fur coats come alive and attack the ladies who are wearing them? Just saying.