Like a gorgeous bearded butterfly emerging from its balsa wood chrysalis, Zach Galifianakis’ Conan interview began with him punching his way out from the inside of the late night desk. That’s how butterflies do it, yes? Galifianakis went on to share the first joke he ever told (crouton jokes usually kill!), his drink of choice as a young comedian (a six-pack of 40s) and his hunt for the perfect hobo lady in the tunnels of the New York City subway system. The letters from the hobosexual community are probably already flooding in!