Mindy Kaling was on The Daily Show last night to promote Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?, which comes out today. Before three minutes of their excellent gossip about Sanjay Gupta had gone by, I decided that all I want in life is to have Mindy Kaling and Jon Stewart be my best friends and for us to hang out over omelettes and talk about our romantic lives. And also world affairs and stuff, I guess. We could talk about anything! Gupta! Vaginas! Never getting married! Just watch the video. I’ll be here, daydreaming about being in a book club with Dan Harmon and Stephen Colbert.
