The first red-band trailer for The Sitter had some drugs and punching, but the second red-band trailer for The Sitter has so much more drugs and punching. Plus (are you ready for this?) a tiny little girl sharting. If this trajectory continues, we can expect that when the movie comes out on December 9th, it’ll feature about 5 scenes of kids saying hilariously out-of-place things at drug deals, 10 instances of Jonah Hill getting clocked in the face, and 15 little girl sharts, which is a winning ratio if I’ve ever heard one.
