Hear ye, hear ye. His eminent Handsomeness Paul Rudd, of the Los Angeles Rudds, will grace the humble town of Pawnee for a period of time equal to or exceeding three episodes. His Grace the village Show Runnerre Michael Schur has announced, “It depends on his schedule, and whether we can grab him and hold him down until he does more.†The next appearance of Sir Rudd will not be for many fortnights, nigh the end of this broadcast season. Additionally, it is unknown why news about Sir Rudd must be expressed in Olden Times language, though most attribute it to the time-warping force of his Handsomeness.
