It’s a dusty day down in a small Mexican town. Dirt lines the streets, and men have that hungry look about them. You take a seat in a dark bar.
“Whiskey,†you say to the barman.
As you reach into your pocket and feel nothin’ but fuzz, there’s a stirring from the seat next to you. A grizzled old man comes up out of the shadows.
“The hills, boy,†he says to you, barely moving his lips. He points a gnarled, callused finger out the door, to the mountains in the distance. “Them’s money shots in them thar hills.â€
-Treasure of the Sierra Porndre
Aside from detailing his second career as a porn prospector, Dave Attell was on Conan last night promoting his new Showtime show Dave’s Old Porn. Sounds groovy if that’s your thing.