In honor of this article on Parks & Rec’s fantastic production designer Ian Phillips, here are a few Pawnee murals I would like to personally commission:
- Chris personally harvesting Bumbleflex from the wings of live bees
- nativity scene with Joan Calamezzo as Mary and Perd Hapley as the baby Jesus
- April as the half-smiling Mona Lisa
- triptych of Jean-Ralphio and Donna grinding at the Snake Pit, cruising in her Benz, and getting married
Other requests?