Steve Buscemi will direct an episode of 30 Rock airing Feb. 16, and he’ll also guest star as the wonderfully sad private detective Len Wosniak.
Says Fey of the plot: “After Jack gets mugged, he tries to reach out to his connections on the police force [saying,] ‘I know Commissioner Ray Kelly. We have a column in Irish Arguments Weekly, the only all-caps magazine. But he hasn’t gotten back to me on this.’ Jack wants Len to help him form a private police force where the salary starts at $5 million, so the police have the same interest in protecting the rich.â€
Oh gosh, what would Len Wosniak do with $5 million? Probably buy a bunch of trenchcoats and some really weird porn that he has to ship from New Zealand. And a copy of Private Detecting For Dummies.