Last night on Conan, Timothy Olyphant boasted that his would-be Emmy acceptance speech would have outdone Kyle Chandler’s — he planned to dump his wife as soon as he got his hands on the trophy. Plus: Ross Matthews and Chuy felt up Beverly Hills housewife Lisa Vanderpump’s butt to prove it’s real; and New Orleans gay rapper Big Freedia brought some serious booty shaking that recalled late-night episodes of B.E.T Uncut. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.