Got $10,000? Buy the Writers Room Table From The Onion’s New York Office

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Now that the Onion is moving to Chicago, the staff has some priceless memorabilia to unload. Like their writers’ room conference table, which is being advertised on Craigslist right now. For $10,000 or your best offer, you could own “the site where tens of thousands of millions of ideas have been conceived, developed, painfully delivered, raised, nurtured and chucked into the world.� And that’s just the jokes that worked - considering the toughness of the Onion’s pitch process, this table was probably host to more rejected joke ideas than any other piece of furniture in history. Except for, I dunno, Carrot Top’s agent’s couch.