Ladies, maybe get a guy to help you play this video of Kumail Nanjiani doing standup on Conan last night, because the Koran says women are really bad at using the internet. Luckily the Koran also says that Kumail is really funny and you’ll like watching him. Yes, it does! Page 398! Look it up if you don’t believe me! (And that’s how you convert people to a new religion.)