Clooney-envied Shame actor Michael Fassbender is in talks to climb The Mountain Between Us, reports Variety. (What’s that? You’ve got something else for Michael Fassbender to climb? Do grow up, please.) The movie is described a survivalist love story about a man and woman who survive a plane crash into the Colorado woods, then fall for each other while fighting to stay alive. (The lack of toothpaste is apparently not an inhibiting factor.) Hollywood is really going above and beyond to come up with new meet-cutes these days!