Simon Pegg visited Conan last night, and after he and Conan figured out how to refer to the part of a house that’s on the top floor, he confided in some nefarious Twitter schemes to confound his followers. Namely, staging his own kidnapping at the hands of mysterious Greek-speaking ghosts. Why do you torture us when we just want to love you? Sigh. After he’s had his fun playing with our hearts, Pegg moves on to discussing Tom Cruise’s enviable physique, below.
