There once was a man named Stephen
A children’s book, he was feelin’
It’s about a pole
Money is the goal
The audiobook, Tom Hanks’s readin’
I Am a Pole (And So Can You) comes out on May 8th and will be his first of two books coming out this year (the 2nd being America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren’t out October 2nd). To prepare for his future children’s book celebrity he spoke (and sang) with Julie Andrew about writing and sparkle and dumps: