Ben Falcone was on Conan last night, talking about how he found himself having sandwich sex with his wife, Melissa McCarthy, on the set of Bridesmaids. He described it as a covert operation, which ended with him having turkey meat on his nipples. Yep, that’s totally how all covert operations end because turkey meat makes your nipples sleepy, because of the tryptophan, and there’s just no better way to come down from a week of shooting people and wearing really realistic masks that look like other people’s faces and having your letters blow up after reading them.