Follow Friday: @DamienFahey

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You know Damien Fahey as the dude who hosted TRL after Carson Daly left.

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But after years of having to pretend to care about Taylor Swift, @DamienFahey has entered adulthood writing for someecards.com and consistently banging out funny tweets, making himself a regular on the daily WitStream Top Tweets of the Day.

He’s also an unofficial copy editor for Mitt Romney.

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Fahey has known a lot of eccentric characters.

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Damien does not tolerate your subtle intolerance.

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The man is frugal.

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He watches movies so you don’t have to.

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Damien ruined/enhanced “Within You Without You�.

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Fahey thinks potheads don’t talk about Canada.

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This was his George Zimmerman tweet:

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He can’t be trusted at Trader Joe’s.

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He orders things that aren’t on the menu.

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Being banned from Trader Joe’s and diners has made Fahey very protective of any food he can acquire.

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Fahey appreciates specificity in his music.

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Damien can see into the parallel universe where Peter Scolari is a two-time Oscar winner.

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Bon Jovi.

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He needs a hug.

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Damien speaks in riddles.

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Fahey is patriotic.

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Roger Cormier gave up trying to learn the sitar.