Everybody is a comedian on Twitter, but only a select few are worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual who consistently makes us laugh. You’re welcome.
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Jen Statsky (@JenStatsky) is currently a writer at Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. She’s contributed to McSweeney’s and had written for The Onion. She’s also an auditory scientist:
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She thinks pens should get over themselves.
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Statsky believes that men are getting the wrong idea about women thanks to porn.
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Jen isn’t perfect. Sometimes she slurs.
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But not when she enjoys a beverage containing the juices of eight different vegetables.
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She figures things out eventually.
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Statsky knows the potential downside to a Sports Illustrated subscription.
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Jen on the Trayvon Martin incident.
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She can hear God.
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And can do impressions.
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Jen ruined Ace of Base’s credibility.
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She’s had better diner visits than others.
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Jen might be desperate.
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Don’t invite her to your improv show.
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She is aware that more money leads to more problems.
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And that a lot of money can’t solve a problem you’ve had since childhood.
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Statsky knows the importance of family.
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Jen is a popular tweeter, but she doesn’t think she’s popular enough.
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Roger Cormier has several pens, thanks to his bank.