Everybody is a comedian on Twitter, but only a select few are worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual who consistently makes us laugh. You’re welcome.
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Who is @KellyOxford? It’s a question that has certainly been asked before.
Oxford is also a screenwriter and the author of the upcoming book, Everything Is Perfect When You’re A Liar. She had been writing for years but achieved fame through her twitter feed, a series of dispatches from the mind of a mother of three from Calgary that doesn’t suffer fools gladly, not even herself.
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She’s been earning her mother of the year mugs.
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But there is hope for her yet.
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Kelly enjoys takeout.
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Oxford doesn’t have the best memory.
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She doesn’t quite understand Twitter.
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But she can keep things in perspective.
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Kelly probably needs a maid.
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She is definitely lazy.
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Oxford is also a horrible liar.
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But she can’t be that bad. She sort of hangs out with teenage heartthrobs.
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She also has access to Bradley Cooper.
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But wants nothing to do with Steven Tyler.
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Kelly is an amateur zoologist.
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Oxford has her own show!
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You have to appreciate the fact that she doesn’t lie and say she’s asking for a friend.
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Kelly knows how valuable children can be.
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Oxford doesn’t believe everything that she is told.
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She spoils endings.
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Roger Cormier was the inspiration behind half of Bananarama’s catalog.