As we reported earlier this month, Louis got cast in a Woody Allen movie. On Kimmel, he told the story of how Andrew Dice Clay beat him out for the bigger part. It is the best story. Watch this clip now. Below he talks about selling his tickets directly and hiring a black actress to play the mother of his very white kids. Seriously, how excited are you for the new season of Louie to premiere tomorrow? I’ll answer for you: very excited.