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Paula Pell (@perlapell) is best known for being an Emmy award winning writer for SNL. Paula’s been writing there for so long that she once appeared on camera to take a punch from host Alec Baldwin - when he was hosting for only the ninth time. Much more recently, Pell portrayed Ron Swanson’s grizzled, moonshine gulping mother on Parks and Recreation.
With those credits in mind, it’s okay that she ruined Q-Tips forever.
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Pell is unfortunately not followed by Rick Santorum.
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She is definitely not a Fun Run organizer.
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Pell would make a terrific/awful company spokeswoman.
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She *really* likes commercials.
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Paula wasn’t upset about Adam Carolla’s “women aren’t funny†comment.
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Pell has a lot on, in her mind.
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She can stand to earn some extra income.
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Paula now has Animal Control on speed dial.
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For most people college is a transformative experience.
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Paula is expecting an important text.
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Pell is playing the expansive field.
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She’s not a midwife, which is our loss.
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Paula is looking out for scams.
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Roger Cormier never cried over that depressed anthropomorphic cloud that felt better thanks to Western medicine.