Everybody is a comedian on Twitter, but only a select few are worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual who consistently makes us laugh. You’re welcome.
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Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) is someone you may know as Andy Richter’s wife.
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Or you might know her from her memoir, Dark at the Roots. And/or from her role as Coach Cherri Wolf on Strangers With Candy. But do you *really* know Sarah Thyre? Did you know for example that she dabbles in religious erotica?
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Her influence isn’t hard to figure it out.
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She is an advertising genius.
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Sarah ruined The Cosby Kids forever.
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Thyre is really not a fan of a specific portmanteau.
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Sarah probably has the world’s greatest spec script for Rookie Blue somewhere in her house.
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Thyre can speak multiple languages.
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She’s noticed a disturbing trend from all of the singing shows.
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Sarah is a dreamer.
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Thyre would know how to take advantage of having the name Chaz.
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She has a way to make a mundane activity somewhat interesting, albeit not likely to be monetarily successful.
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Sarah has American pride.
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Most Follow Friday subjects are nominees for Mother or Father of the Year, and Ms. Thyre is no exception.
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She doesn’t like being told about karma.
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Sarah is well rested.
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Thyre knows how to get you really high.
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She has a special DVD version of The Golden Girls.
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Sarah’s birthday parties aren’t so great.
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Roger Cormier gives priority to concrete human reality over abstract thinking and to Betty White.