And though she just finished filming today (director Robert Rodriguez’s recap: “she kicked SO MUCH ASS! Holy Smokes. Blown Away!â€), there is already a character poster featuring Gaga cuddling a fur stole and a gun. (“La Chameleon†is her name.) Now seems like a good time to remind you that Machete Kills will also star SofÃa Vergara, Jessica Alba, Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, and president Charlie Sheen, so, this movie continues to shoot for the moon.