Look, I’m no eating chicken salad sandwiches expert, but unless they caught him during his first bite, he probably could’ve knocked out that sammy during that back and forth. Also, I’m no nut allergy expert, but being able to be killed by nut particles in the air must be terrifying. Not because you could die at any moment but because if you did die, it would look really silly. You’d be just hanging out and talking and then you’d start choking on nothing, as if Darth Vader was mad at you or if there was some sort of b-movie death cloud. Sounds like something Mike would dream in his sleep. Speaking of which, here is him talking about directing and condescending in his sleep:
Mike Birbiglia Needs His Chicken Salad Sandwich; Has a Very Terrifying Allergy
