Entertainment Weekly just published a series of spoilers from Parks and Recreation’s showrunner Michael Schur, but with the names of the characters in said spoilers blanked out as an attempt at a “fun†guessing game, with a key at the bottom so you can decode the answers. Well, I have a firm anti-fun policy, so I’ve taken the liberty of cracking the code to Michael Schur’s spoilers for everyone who doesn’t want to waste their time on Entertainment Weekly’s silly games. Behold!:
1. “Ann has a personal breakthrough thanks to a cowboy hat, and some tough love from Leslie.â€
2. “Champion the three-legged dog may be the only thing that can cheer up Chris when he has an emotional breakdown.â€
3. “Will Ron actually win an award for something? And more importantly, will he care?â€
4. “Halloween pranks aren’t always harmless, as Leslie and Ann will learn the hard way.â€
5. “Ben finds himself contemplating a big career move on the deck of a yacht.â€
6. “Why in the world would Leslie possibly try to destroy a project idea from April?â€
7. “Episode 8 might just be the last we hear from Burt Macklin.â€
8. “Ron grabs Jean-Ralphio’s wrist so hard, he’ll think twice about food tray etiquette in the future.â€
9. “Can Donna read all of “50 Shades of Gray†in one afternoon?â€
10. “Of all the people to have thrown a well-attended party, who’d have guessed it’d be Jerry?
11. “Was Tom texting when he got into a minor car accident? How dare you, sir! He was tweeting.â€