Everybody is a comedian shouting silly malarkey on Twitter, but only a select few are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.
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Abbi Crutchfield (@CurlyComedy) is a comedian, writer and actor who produces two live comedy hours: The Living Room Show and Positively Awesome. She has been featured on VH1 and MTV as well as in national commercials. You probably owe her forever.
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She knows her old languages.
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And how not to sing the birthday song.
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And her group terminology.
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But Abbi may have insulted her friends and herself.
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Crutchfield has had an interesting dating history.
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LOL @ dinner
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She knows of the real danger of global warming.
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Abbi got fired from motivational speaking because of the second part of her sentences.
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It’s like they’re twins!
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Crutchfield cuts people a lot of slack.
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Abbi doesn’t sleep well.
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She probably has a lot of lovely candles in her home.
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You always know what she means to say.
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She doesn’t have the best memory.
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And she’s a procrastinator.
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But Abbi would make a great parent.
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Except on Christmas.
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Roger Cormier accidentally shook the Etch-a-Police-Sketch and is currently in prison for evidence tampering.