Everybody is a jokesmith on Twitter, but only a select few are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.
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Jared Logan (@JaredLogan) is a comedian from West Virginia that recently appeared on Comedy Central’s Mash Up. He was the warm-up comic for that network’s Night of Too Many Stars special. Apparently he made quite an impression.
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Jared has moved on from just talking about one topic.
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To literature.
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And “literature.â€
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And other forms of art that have shaped our minds.
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Although there are some things Logan can never seem to outgrow.
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Jared is keen on political humor.
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He figured out the blueprint behind any great speech.
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Not the best at math though.
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Logan is a Ron Swanson, DIY type.
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He will not tolerate creationism in his kitchen.
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But in times of need he can be considered religious.
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Jared isn’t in the best of shape.
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And sometimes his imagination is lacking.
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But Logan writes the best Yelp reviews.
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And is excellent at ethnic word games.
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And knows to be very specific when wishing ill on nerds.
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With one simple follow you can feed a comedian’s ego for a lifetime.
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