Bahrain’s riot police had to be called into action yesterday to blanket Islamic protesters in tear gas; the same thing happened in Kuwait on Wednesday. Why the civil unrest? Objectionable person Kim Kardashain was in town to open a few Millions of Milkshakes outlets, while plugging her own signature shake (strawberry and banana, topped with whipped cream, if you’re interested.) One protester held a sign that read, “Syria receives martyrs while Bahrain receives whores†and, while we don’t approve of that particular kind of name-calling, we can certainly understand why people would be resistant to importing Kardashian-branded anything to their country.