In a special Valentine’s Day sketch, Christoph Waltz played a seduction expert on Jimmy Kimmel Live. First, you break the ice on your date with, say, a creepy compliment, and then “[You] ask her about herself while also making a physical connection through an inconspicuous touch.†If you’re taking notes from the debonair Waltz, please do as he says, not as he does. Watch the skit straight ahead.
