Everybody fancies themselves as some sort of wizard that can conjure up laughter by a few strokes of a keyboard, but only a few tweeters are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual that you might not know about who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.
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Eireann Michael Dolan (@EireannDolan) is according to her twitter bio “a cartoon.†She has not been practicing her handwriting.
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She is more comfortable with spoken word.
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Maybe too comfortable.
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Eireann has purchased a lot of eucalyptus leaves.
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She has a lot of fun with her iPad.
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She is not the best at weddings.
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Or funerals.
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Dolan was one of the first people to know about the Nero snowstorm.
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She’ll make you think the singer of Dishwalla was maybe kind of a dick.
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Eireann doesn’t get no respect.
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She rides a bike.
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She wants to be your best friend.
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Mentioning anything spider related may make her uncomfortable.
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Dolan has a few regrets.
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Her press pass is written in pencil (sloppily).
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Don’t bother Eireann with your old pick up lines.
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Because she has got a better one for you.
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And she knows where your mind is anyway.
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Her actual name is Jarvis.
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Jarvis is suspicious.
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Jarvis is a college graduate.
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