Norman Reedus.
Photo: CLINT SPAULDING/Patrick McMullan
At last night’s Cinema Society screening of Trance, we asked The Walking Dead’s Norman Reedus how he’d survive a zombie outbreak in Manhattan. “I would go to the Trump Hotel, lock myself in the penthouse, and watch South Park,†he told us. “Wait it out. Oh, and jerk off.†The whole time? It might take a while. “Not the way I do it! It’ll be over in fifteen seconds.†Note to the rest of The Walking Dead cast: That’s how you answer a zombie-apocalypse question for the one-millionth time.