For reasons passing understanding, Taylor Swift’s New Girl cameo — which took place at a wedding, and which involved Taylor Swift interrupting the wedding to (spoiler alert) run off with the groom — did not involve the seminal Taylor Swift call-off-the-wedding song “Speak Now.†(Imagine Schmidt singing “Speak Now†to Cece with the badger on drums. Would that not have been wonderful?) Instead, Taylor did a half-Graduate send-up and said some cute things about journaling to Shivrang. She was pretty cute, even if she did not get to sing.
