Breaking Bad returns August 11, and there are 54 episodes of the show so far — which means if you start today and watch one episode per day, you’ll be perfectly caught up for the season premiere. (You’ll need to double up on the 11th, watching last season’s “Gliding Over All†and then the new episode.) If you’re someone who’s able to watch one episode of Breaking Bad and stop, we salute you: That is some serious self-control, and you should be very proud — though maybe also a little worried about your ability to connect to and enjoy things. Anyway, start now, and mark off some time on July 7 to kind of lose your shit for a little while after you watch season two’s penultimate episode, “Phoenix.â€