Machete Kills Trailer: Machete Don’t Tweet, But Does Electrocute Creatively

If you learn anything today, have it be that “Machete don’t tweet.� Good thing he does a lot of other stuff in the trailer for Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills. He wields a machete, catches knives, and, well, kills. He also takes an order from President Charlie “Carlos Estevez� Sheen to take down Mel Gibson. Gibson’s henchmen include Lady Gaga, Vanessa Hudgens, Antonio Banderas, Cuba Gooding Jr., and Sofia Vergara — though Cuba is actually just Lady Gaga in a mask, which maybe has always been the case. “Show me the money, Judas Maguire.�