Justin Bieber performs onstage during Q102’s Jingle Ball 2012 concert presented by XFINITY at Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, PA.Pictured: Justin BieberRef: SPL467989 051212 Picture by: Gilbert Carrasquillo/Splash NewsSplash News and PicturesLos Angeles: 310-821-2666New York: 212-619-2666London: [email protected]
Photo: Michael Kovac/Getty Images
Somehow, in this whole long and ridiculous guessing game of what, exactly, Justin Bieber might be hiding in his favorite drop-crotch pants, we did not guess cell phone. It seemed too obvious. Anyway, that’s what he’s keeping in there: a teenager’s phone. Congratulations, teenager.