A few weeks ago, two young Thai men were arrested when officials spotted their pet slow loris (a protected species) on Rihanna’s Instagram account. Now Thai officials have located the owner of an establishment Rihanna tweeted about (the one where she saw “a Thai woman pull a live bird, 2 turtles, razors, short darts, and ping-pong, all out of her pu$$yâ€), and he too was arrested. Rihanna: Thailand’s unlikeliest law enforcement.