Life presents you with many questions, but not many answers. Luckily, Eastbound & Down’s Kenny Powers — a man who at just 19 years old changed the face of professional baseball — is here to help. Over on our Facebook page, we have a Kenny Powers Magic 8 Ball, because all other Magic 8 Balls are too fucking polite. Ask him if you should buy a cat and he’ll tell you to “nut up or sack up.†Thinking about quitting your job? Powers will explain that “now is not the time to lay on the floor like a bald fucking baby.†We advise you to get your advice now.