Apparently when Kevin Smith claimed he would stop making films, he actually meant he would keep making films of ever-increasing peculiarity until his body dies and his soul leaves the corporeal realm. Smith announced Monday via Facebook his newly written movie Helena Handbag, cowritten with Scott Mosier and featuring “mankind teaming up with Hell to save existence from extinction at the hands of a Rapturing giant Jesus.†Maybe that isn’t weirder than his Justin Long walrus horror film, but it’s in the same ballpark. It’s probably a coin toss.